October 2008 Archives

what scumbags

october 30, 2008 10:57 am | | comments (0) | trackbacks (0)

i saw an ad on google for open office, which as we all know is free. i figured it was one of 2 things; either someone generous giving OO some publicity, or more likely some scumbag trying to sell OO as their own program.

well i was close, it wasn't someone selling it as theirs, rather someone selling net noobs a link to the software.

"Disclaimer: This website has no affiliation whatsoever with the owner of these software programs, and provides only links to the software programs. This software may be obtained freely. New computer users should find our services valuable, and a time saver. If you are an advanced computer user, you probably don't need our services. Membership is for unlimited access to our site's resources. We provide an organized website with software links, technical support, tutorials and step by step guides."

so yeah, they're scumbags, but at least honest about it. i'm curious if they actually make money off it. i've seen similar sort of sites that sell memberships to "kazaa" and "bit torrent" where you can legally download anything you can think of.







(swiped from will over at myspace)

captchas gone wild

october 29, 2008 4:11 pm | | comments (0) | trackbacks (0)

captcha seen today:

orthodox pussy captcha

sarah (im)palin

october 28, 2008 9:21 am | | comments (0) | trackbacks (0)

monicakitty42 as zombie sarah (im)palin.

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(found originally at nix sidhe's flickr)

question from live journals writer's block question of the day.

"When it comes to bebop, you want to take it straight, no chaser. And a smoky jazz club is the best place to get it. What's your favorite kind of place to see live music?"

it's been a very long time since i actually worked up the motivation to go see a live band, and jazz or bebop wouldn't be on my list of music to go out and see.

hands down my favorite place to see bands was the original penguin pub in youngstown. it was dark, divey beyond belief, and rowdy. legend has it the owner won the bar in a poker game. he didn't really care much about the place and would sometimes stop in to make sure it was still there. he left a couple of responsible screwballs in charge. pokey, hate tank, JFK, and a few others. things were good for years and many good bands passed through the place, and much fun and mayhem was had by one and all.

notable bands that tore the place apart: scarlet picnic, as big as love, pitchblende, southern culture on the skids, the cowslingers, GG allin and the murder junkies, boogie man smash, the februaries, etc... the crowd was very passionate about the music and it was so different than shows now where people seem to stand around like zombies. i guess it was a different time a different crowd?

the pub was a dark grimey filthy place i called home for years. for awhile i lived maybe 500 feet from the place and would spend afternoons there ditching classes drinking $2.50 pitchers of PBR listening to the jukebox shooting the breeze with the regulars. bands through the week and every friday and saturday. trivial pursuit nights, star trek nights, nights with random tapes popped in, it was home for many people.

i still remember all the bands that tagged up the place with their names and lyrics, the walls were covered in marker and paint. you could spend days reading their walls and trying to decipher the words left there in a drunken haze.

its a shame that the owner in the end left some irresponsible fucks in charge that stole money from the bar and couldn't book good bands to save their lives because they earned a reputation as someone that didn't pay the talent.

well at least i have my memories... and the piece of the ceiling i stole the last night they were open.

your papers please!

october 24, 2008 8:16 pm | | comments (0) | trackbacks (0)

papers please!! this is the kind of thing that happened in communist russia, nazi germany, and other military dictatorships. it could nevar happen in america! land of the free! home of the brave! yeah right. apparently it is happening, right now. within 100 miles of the border, the border patrol is violating your rights. whee fun!!

your papers please

sooner or later....

october 23, 2008 7:13 pm | | comments (0) | trackbacks (0)

"God's Gonna Cut You Down"

You can run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Sooner or later God'll cut you down
Sooner or later God'll cut you down

Go tell that long tongue liar
Go and tell that midnight rider
Tell the rambler, the gambler, the back biter
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down

Well my goodness gracious let me tell you the news
My head's been wet with the midnight dew
I've been down on bended knee talkin' to the man from Galilee
He spoke to me in the voice so sweet
I thought I heard the shuffle of the angel's feet
He called my name and my heart stood still
When he said, "John go do My will!"

Go tell that long tongue liar
Go and tell that midnight rider
Tell the rambler, the gambler, the back biter
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down

You can run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Sooner or later God'll cut you down
Sooner or later God'll cut you down

Well you may throw your rock and hide your hand
Workin' in the dark against your fellow man
But as sure as God made black and white
What's down in the dark will be brought to the light

You can run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Sooner or later God'll cut you down
Sooner or later God'll cut you down

Go tell that long tongue liar
Go and tell that midnight rider
Tell the rambler, the gambler, the back biter
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut you down
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut you down
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut you down

Type O Negative - Black No 1 (little Miss Scare-all)

She's in love with herself, she likes the dark
An' on her milk white neck, the Devil's mark
Now it's all Hallows Eve, the moon is full
Oh, will she trick or treat, I bet she will

She's got a date at midnight with Nosferatu
Oh baby, Lilly Munster ain't got nothin' on you
Well when I called her evil, she just laughed
Well cast that spell on me, boo bitch craft

Yeah, you wanna go out
'Cause it's raining and blowing
You can't go out 'cause your roots are showing
Dye 'em black, oh dye 'em black

Black black black black no.1
She dyes it black black black black no.1

Lovin' you, lovin' you, love love, lovin' you
Was like lovin' the dead, it was like lovin' the dead

Lovin' you was like lovin' the dead
Lovin' you was like lovin' the dead
Lovin' you was like lovin' the dead

Was like lovin' the dead
Was like lovin' the dead
Was like lovin' the dead
Was like lovin' the dead

Black black black black no.1
She dyes it black black black black no.1

Black black black black no.1
Black black black black no.1

Black black black black no.1
Black black black black no 1

we're looking for someone to help out with the web site here where i work (in canton). i do most of the back end stuff and heavy lifting and we have a young design guy who does the art, photos and cleans up the listings and whatnot. there is an admin panel that's setup, so no programming or anything like that.

what we're looking for is someone to help with cleaning up the current store entries, and to manage our google adwords. you might do some ebay listings and craigs list posts and similar.

skills: a little HTML/CSS (xml would be nice but not needed), photoshop for light photo editing (or similar program), google adwords/analytics, ebay's blackthorne software. familiarity with office 2007, mainly outlook and excel.

i know people might not have all the skills but we can ease you into them, i'd rather have someone that can learn new skills as needed, because we don't know what you might be doing next.

get ahold of me privately about this, mmmmkay?

separated at birth?

october 18, 2008 9:58 am | | comments (0) | trackbacks (0)

separated at birth? crisis on infinite earths? bizzaro world? when clones attack?

lifted from tracie: "What would you pick as the ten albums that are most meaningful/personally significant/formative for you? They may not even be your favorite albums necessarily; just the ones that perfectly encapsulate or solidify a crucial time/place/phase for you."

some aren't albums, they might just be a single song, one isn't even that. hmm looks like i cant much trim it down under 11, so you get a bonus.

1) styx - mr. roboto
this was my first cassette. my aunt bought it for me for getting straight As on my report card. of course i bought it for the title song which is catchy as hell. later on when i was older i pulled it out for a listen and i then realized the whole thing is a concept album about technology and the greatness and evilness of it. some of the songs are terrible but some are kick ass

2) the rave til dawn compilation
3) moby - early underground
these were left at my apartment by the girlfriend at the time. they were my first real exposure to techno. i liked video game music and synthesized stuff with bleeps, bloops, and blips but didn't realize that it came as songs, as in stuff you could go purchase. i hit every record store around, but all had nothing, the indie stores looked at the tapes to look up the labels and said they might be able to order something but i wasn't too keen on that idea, i'd be stuck buying em even if they sucked.
i turned to the primordal internet searching for moar of this stuff. which led me to hyperreal which hosted small soundbites of various artists. imagine my amazement of downloading 20 seconds of the orb at 56k. this led me to mailing lists which in turn led to phone numbers of _real_ record stores. which leads me to:

4) hardfloor - funalogue
5) human resource - dominator (beltram mix)
while talking to someone at maybe future music in baltimore, i didn't have alot of ideas of what i wanted since i didn't know what to call the stuff. he was patient and super helpful, he played me probably 25 different songs and asked which ones i liked and didnt. one of the tracks off of hardfloor's funalogue album tore my head apart. MOAR MOAR MOAR. i ended up purchasing that one, a harthouse compilation, and he pulled some other stuff that was less memorable. the hardfloor opened my ears to the acid sound. i still listen to acid music all the time, i can't stop. also of great influence was joey beltram's mix of dominator. even today it is a powerful song. those stacked hoovers defined a sound that is hard to describe but done well can sure move a dance floor.

6) sonic youth - unknown cassette (not 100% sure it was sonic youth, but i think so)
this girl in study hall who in retrospect reminds me of ally sheedie's character in the breakfast club but more "punk" was listening to a walkman. it sounded like just racket and noise from behind her so i HAD to listen to this and see what it was about. it was loud. a massive wall of guitar and screaming with drum blasts to meter out the beats. i had heard metal at this point but was bewildered by this. where did this kind of stuff come from? was it really music? in any event it made me think about what really is music.

7) metallica - master of puppets
8) guns n roses - appetite for destruction
these 2 i heard around the same time hanging out with 2 local metalheads i went to school with. the GnR was pretty catchy stuff and reeled me in. it was fast. i realized i like my music fastfastfast. then they dropped master of puppets on me, it was dark, angry, broodingly ominous music. massive builds with amazing tension. dark melodies. it was fast chugging along at what seemed like the speed of light, then would drop tempo to nothing without sounding bad, i was perplexed. it would ebb to just a single guitar playing quietly, then drop onto my ears like a ton of bricks. i needed more of this shit.

9) randall / hype / andy c - back to back to back at forward in toronto
to this day i haven't seen a jungle lineup the likes of this one. dieselboy, a few others, some amazing MCs. 2-3 at a time on stage. probably 2000 people going apeshit in this room. oddly i went up to this party for the techno lineup. i barely went into that room quite honestly. this was the night i decided that why yes. yes, i do like jungle. at 9am when the lights went on people were SCREAMING for more. the promoter did parties in the US, canada, and europe at that time and said to me "you'd never see this in the US" and waved his arms out to the crowd. and 10 years later, i still haven't.

10) as big as love - self titled cassette
these guys were a local band i saw in youngstown all the time when i was in college, they were silly, had a sort of warped distorted REM thing going on. sort of like REM on angel dust. they only made one cassette, the production was ass, but the songs were great. their live performances were the best. the first time i saw them the singer had a manequin he stole from some store and danced with her and sang songs to her, then through the night their relationship broke down and in the end she was smashed to a million pieces.

11) janes addiction - nothings shocking
for some reason their song "coming down the mountain" was put on the headbangers ball one night. yes it had guitar and a vague distorted quality, but i wouldn't call it metal at all. it was a curious song, which led me to buy the cd which really tore apart what i thought music was and should be.

a few weeks ago i thought about doing something like this, but aiming for once a week writing about 1 significant event/song/dj set/party and what was so significant about it. i really should do that, writing this blog was really fun and brought back some great memories.

** a little later i thought of 3.5 more:

NIN - pretty hate machine, broken/fixed
nirvana- nevermind

not much to say about em other than they're great for when you're pissed off and wanna kill people.

my poor eyeholes...

october 16, 2008 5:48 pm | | comments (0) | trackbacks (0)

a few minutes ago someone yelled for us to come back into the warehouse. when we get back there aaron has birthday candles sticking out of his mouth like cigarettes dripping wax on his bare chest singing happy birthday mr. vice president to dustin.

owwww owwww owwww my poor eyes.

he said he was trying to melt them to his nipples but feared the hot wax on them. ouchies.

whoa

october 16, 2008 12:40 am | | comments (0) | trackbacks (0)

dexter s3e2 holy shit is this gonna be a good season! they're setting up a couple huge story lines. i won't spoil it for anyone but daaaammmmnnnnnn

palin abuses power

october 11, 2008 4:08 pm | | comments (2) | trackbacks (0)

palin guilty of violating state ethics laws

Sarah Palin unlawfully abused her power as governor by trying to have her former brother-in-law fired as a state trooper, the chief investigator of an Alaska legislative panel concluded Friday. The politically charged inquiry imperiled her reputation as a reformer on John McCain's Republican ticket.
Investigator Stephen Branchflower, in a report by a bipartisan panel that investigated the matter, found Palin in violation of a state ethics law that prohibits public officials from using their office for personal gain.

you think they might have done a little better screening on their eye candy VP candidate? maybe they were hoping it wouldn't surface till after the elections? i'm sure the idiotic blind republicans will ignore this in any event and won't affect their vote one bit.

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(from the very funny randall's ghost)

i call a turbine!

october 10, 2008 11:51 pm | | comments (0) | trackbacks (0)

swiped from aptly_titled

at first i thought it was a joke when zac the guy at work said gmail had "mail goggles" to stop you from zapping off a drunken email by making you do math problems. then i was looking around the interwebs some today and lo and behold, google DOES have "mail goggles".

looks like pretty simple math, why not throw in some sqaure roots and some X = Y + Z sorta stuff? really shake it up some. i know i took some of my math tests in college under the influence and generally did well, so mail goggles probably wouldn't save me from a really stupid email i was bent on sending. however it might stop me by looking at it and going oh crap i don't wanna do all that just to send one dumb email and give up.

i feel like ....

october 9, 2008 1:36 pm | | comments (0) | trackbacks (0)

i feel like the pretty girl without a date before the prom. i'm evaluating different antivirus programs for our mail server, and almost all of the sites want some info so their sales droids can badger you. on the couple that wouldn't take "0" for a phone number i on a whim put in our number here.

bad move. i don't like talking to sales people unless i have a question. seeming disinterested and grunting because my taurine hasn't kicked in for the morning doesn't seem to dissuade their perky cheerleader-like enthusiasm one bit.

i wish on the other hand that their tech support would be so enthusiastic about pandering to my wants and needs. all that smooth talk to get me to the prom, then ignored the day after like an ugly duckling. *sigh*

WONDER SAUNA HOT PANTS! i want a whole suit made like this!

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things haven't even fully ramped up yet for the 2008 elections and we already have shenanigans going on. static electricity is the alleged culprit. chew on that one for a minute. static electricity is being blamed for 1500 extraneous votes. i wonder if these are diebold premiere voting machines?

and a little FYI, i did get my voter registration card in the mail the other day. i've been registered since i was 18, but only voted twice. i still don't have any real idea what i'm gonna do this time around. anyone know what this early-voting thing i keep seeing here and there? sounds like i can go in earlier than election day and vote at certain places. sounds a little hokey, though i know there are mail-in ballots but those always get tallied after the fact. if at all even.

i feel asstastik

october 4, 2008 1:59 pm | | comments (0) | trackbacks (0)

i just woke up a few hours ago from pretty much a 3 day sleep. i went to be wednesday night and would get up for a few hours here and there and go back to sleep. i skipped 2 days of work. definately not my style. though they did drag me in to fix a craptastik outlook issue. yay for unstable monolithic data stores!!

i haven't been so sick in forever. i'm still sniffling and hacking up crap but at least can stand and move around without feeling like i'm going to pass out.

in my sickcation i did catch up with californication and dexter. californication i was wondering how they'll keep up the full-throttle hedonism of the first season, and i'm still wondering that. but i still liked the first 2 episodes of this season and i think ongoing will involve hank trying to be good and faithful with his old LA lifestyle catching up with him. dexter.... whoa holy shit did he have the bomb dropped on him. i won't drop a spoiler, but wowzer. it's big.

what if you mixed emothirst together with brawndo? would brawndo kick emothrists ass at jumping? would brawndo win at crying? would it cause a black hole?